Published on December 11th, 2012 | by Washington Assholes
8 Suggestions for Renaming the State Dept.’s Stupid Blog
Things are really getting exciting over at the State Department. They’re renaming their totes riveting blog DipNote, and asking for public submissions. Clearly the interns only just now got lazy enough to outsource creativity. Welcome to the club.
I mean, we really love the name DipNote and all. But in the spirit of a participative democracy, we thought we’d offer our own title suggestions. This is what you get when you ask a wass.
- Diary of a Mad Diplomatic Woman
- How to Win Friends and Influence Iran People
- Defeat, Pray, Love
- Hillary Clinton and the Prisoner of Taliban
- Hillary Clinton and the Department of Secrets
- Hillary Clinton and the Goblet of “Retire”
- 50 Shades of IAEA
- Hillz’ Burn Book